Wordsburn rite and ritten told
And dun thar larber let it colld
The clevver cock is larfing luft
Wen what theys dun is goody nuff.
Arr seabrine o’r the dewy skales
Sum der woomb, an sum der mails
And sum theys burn thar stern to see
Beeharnd the yeers and onta me.
Who winches words like sarzle stix,
Wee sale the tail, unlock thar licks
Arr flivvers ful, wee given bak
A clicket clack, a clicket clack.

So let us rite what unrite rit,
And have arr say,
                                be dun with it.