Defying Physics

If you defy physics tonight,
I’m going to be very angry.
Because if we go to the hospital,
or worse,
I’ll likely be late for work
tomorrow.
And even though I’ll have a
decent excuse,
It will come long after
the damage has been done.
No one will believe me.
If he’s irresponsible,
they’ll think,
maybe he’s a liar too.